Why don't you love me?
I only want to be with you.
Why is Dad so mean to make me go?
I am only going to be sad all the day long....all of it.
It is officially "the worst summer...ever."
Me: Whatcha got goin' on there?
Mikey- (Sniff, sniff)....it's a tattoo.
Me: Wow. What's it say?
Mikey: Mommy. It's cuz I miss her all day long when I am at this camp. Now, I can look and see her. It's permanent so it won't wash off in the pool. Or EVER.
Me: It's gonna be a good day Big Mike.