So I get the call on Saturday morning from my Godson. My presence was requested at his "store opening." Upon arrival, I find, not so much a store...but an antique table with a cash register on it...and a lovely sign letting the world know there is not only water, but pretzels for sale here.The charge for this rare delicacy??$1.00 for Water, and $1.00 for a Pretzel. What happened to these sweet little girls and their 10 cent lemonade!!!???
I asked if they were serious and I was led to this sign.
With a face, that basically said, "lady, if you have to ask, you can't afford it."The water was in the equivalent of a shot glass....mine came complete with a small stick in it AND a bonus- live bug. Totally worth the dollar I paid for it.The best part was when I was asked for a sip, by the salesman.Who in turn, took the entire glass down, said "sorry, I was thirsty." 
The smaller assistant was sent into the backyard, for two reasons,
A-to clean the dog poop off of his feet, (probably in the newly cleaned pool)
B-to bring the wheelbarrow out to take the money away in. (ok.)
I was next instructed to stand out in front of the table and yell when people drive by.
Let me see if I can recap this for you;
Still in a turkey coma, I am awakened, dragged out of bed...basically, "robbed" by shorties, one missing his front teeth and his smaller assistant who had a foot covered in dog poo.
After the initial highway robbery...I am handed a very small cup of water with some bugs and a stick in it...soon the glass is taken from me...in order to satisfy their own thirst.
After all of this- I am asked help recruit more suckers such as myself.
(The water is not going to sell itself people!) As I am looking for more customers, I notice the manager of the store, pouring out the water on to the street, When I looked at him funny, he said -"What? The leaves looked really dry. Don't worry, I am saving some in case Mikey gets more dog poop on his feet."
God, thank you for all that you give us- When we treat you like a customer at our "stand", may we remember that is is Your's First. We are only here as your stewards.Grace and Peace,
DCC
"In the beginning was The Word and The Word was with God, 
May you and I bow, at the very thought, of what God has done for us...
Getting geared up to hit the fields.... 
(Apparently,pink and purple are in style, for some)
Thank you FAO Schwartz for saving us all the money to take him to Paris...
